THE AWARD OF ...

''THE CUTEST RICH GUY''

GOES TO..........

"LOGAN HUNTZBERGER"

THE AWARD OF BEING,

''THE CUTEST MEG CABOT BOOK HERO YET''

GOES TO...

''MITCH HERTZOG''

The AWARD OF BEING THE

''CREEPIEST RICH BOY EVER !''

goes to ...

wait for it.....

Yes, the king of weirdos .

''CHUCK BASS''

90 YRS!!!!

I think we know what edward cullen has been doin for the past 90 years...hes bin memorising wuthering heights and romeo and juliet...i mean he is the only person i know who would qoute romeo and juliet on thinkin that hes dead!!!!....
Thats why we say edward is a phyco....

FRENCH ...UUGH

FRENCH AND AMERICANS WHO HATE MUSLIMS AND THINK THEIR BETTER THEN US...


The French law on secularity and conspicuous religious symbols in schools bans wearing conspicuous religious symbols in French public.The law is an amendment to the French Code of Education that expands principles founded in existing French law, especially the constitutional requirement of laïcité: he separation of state and religious activities,the separation came into effect on 2 September 2004, at the beginning of the new school year..the French government dont want any religious symbols worn public,imean apart from the usual argument that what the freakin hell is a symbol going to do to them, WHO the hell are they to tell us what we should wear,its our right and we want it,i dont see the peace symbol being banned,for all u people know they could be setting up a bomb on corp America right now[though its really unlikely,being on dope all day],
I heard that all the Americas ad Europe very proudly say that their countries are free,their citizens are allowed to do whatever they want,Americans very much like to yell 'im freakin American you can do this to me'' even if the poor guy is just taking some of his fries,
now when they are banning without hesitation that scarves are illegal in schools,i remember a story of a girl in french school who became the victim of their racism,she used to wear a headscarf [hijab,abiya] to school,later she got a warning that if she would wear her head covered again she shell be expelled or suspended,obviously the girl had some moral and did not listen to them,they warned her gain and again until they were compelled to call her mother,her mother told the school that what her daughter was doing ,was her own choice and she would not stop hre,next day knowing that if she came with her head covered he shell be expelled affective immediately,she showed up without a scarf and her head shaved bald,she very proudly announced that if she wasnt gonna wear her head covered they sure as hell wont see her hair either,I dont think this shows how brainwashed Muslim children are this shows Muslims faith in thier teachings,wer proud to be what we are even if u call us extremists or terrorists,we keep our head covered not because of our males being sexists,we wear it cuz we LIKE to do it, I may not be a very good Muslims but i know what my religion tells me, im sure as hell sure that what french are doing is the racists thing to do,where did their freedom went now when some of the Muslim kids are compelled to wear something they dont like...!!!!!,i dont thing these governments so against Islam would stand idly when one of their children are being forced to so something like this.these people dont get that we Muslims are not the ones being brainwashed,YOU people are,do you think that you vast production of dumb Americans who dont know the difference between Oscar award an academy award [just so u dumb wits know,their isnt any],YOUR the ones who watch mtv all day and think ''speaking freakin prada'' is so damn hot, people if u dont know the most basic knowledge your speaking whos hot and whos not is just gonna get you down to a new low,You people are more concerned aoubt what Britney spears, paris hilton and the rest of the slut brigade is doing than what their own government is doing abroad..killing millions through war and sanctions,Open ur eyes people,life isnt a fuzzy puppy land like you think it is.YOUR the ones who cant stand up for them selves ,come home runny to mommy just cuz a stupid bully called u a freak,YOUR the ones who follow Lindsay lohan and starve ur selves to death just to be thin [dude has it ever occurred to u that their a thing called MAL NUTRITION????,yea its kinda dangerous i hear.],We aren't the one who go running to the mall to buy something some celebrity was wearing,WE unlike some people out there know that IRAQ ISNT THE PaRT OF AMERICA [referring to the miss south carolina girl who said that.],we arent sexists,racists or dumb like your young generations,WEr the ones who are keeping the populations going cuz we arent so damn scared of kids,wer the future,cuz we hav something that ur so reluctant to use, commonly referred to as COMMON SENSE,


SO STOP FRETTING OVER HOW WE ARE BEING BRAINWASHED.AND LOOK AT UR OWN AWESOME STUPIDITY.

WORLDS HOTTEST AND THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN AWARD GOES TO.............

(DRUM ROLL)

SYLAR

THE AWARD OF SINGING

"COOLEST SONGS EVER"

goes to...one and only...

HUGH LAURIE

Hanna montana

PEOPLE ARE NOT THAT CO-OPERATIVE....

Dude Hannah Montana movie makes whatever you thought i just wanna tell u one thing,when a pop star pulls off her wig in front of thousands of people...even if people say that they wont tell anyone..dude IT GETS OUT,PERIOD .what the hell did u ppl thot anyway imean come on if a pop star told me that kinda secret i whud be the FIRST to take a photo ,no one co operates like that, thats down right false...seriously think about it ,what if fergie pulled off her wig and said that shes actually lesley Gabbana or something? what whud u do??? i noe u whud never tell her that itll be ur little secret,and even if u do tell her that, u sure as hell whudnt keep that secret...most people whud even go through the trouble to make a new web site and tell the whole world about what happened ..dude seriously how can a secret be a secret among thousand people.but noooo hannah montan's true identity is still a secret..seriously it makes me wanna throw up....
i think same thing happened in spider man movie too right when he saves the people on the bus and the mask gets ripped off,it happened but on small scale cuz there were like only 12 people on that bus,the ratio of the identity getting out is small but still there,imean he saved there lives those people owed it to him,it makes sense but what did miley do??except sing bout how u can lifes a climb...like we need to noe that...anyway its up to u to knock on that small door upstairs huh??...

Another good thing is going down the drain in near future....

i found out sometime ago that avatar the last air bender is being made into a movie...ok knowing Hollywood , theyl do pretty stupid job casting the characters..TADA im right..they r casting Dev Patel as ...wait for it..yes.....as prince zuko, okay wait right here first i googled it thinking maybe hell look awesome as zuko,boy was i wrong...don't get me wrong i really like Dev Patel [from slum dog millionaire and Brit series skins] but he makes a crappy zuko firstly cuz as much as zuko was hot he had bald head with a pony tail as a fire nation royal sign,keeping this in mind one would think theyl make dav bald with pony tail too..NO..they go a head and keep the hair well these things could be manged...come on man..we love this series ur making the victim ov crappy movies spree ,Next comes the avatar himself Aang of the air nomads, dude he was nice cute innocent happy go lucky kid NOT weird looking suspicious kid dude come on, I only ask one thing , do directors go dumb and blind during auditions.????, ohkahy, next comes sokka my favorite character in the series is being played by Jackson rathbone [jasper hale in twilight], Dude look at sokka in the pic,do you see his eyes,the glint of wittiness,sarcasm,adventure? i do, now look at the famous famous electrocuted vampire guy, what do u see in his eyes,i see nothing, no hint ov sokkaness,nada nothing zilch,God he doesn't even look a bit like sokka, what the hell are u guys doing , ok katra is ok i see resembles her but can the rest crappy casting cancels the one good one.one more thing...where the hell is TOPH??? there's not a single mentioning of her.dude shes one of the most important characters. Aaron ehase man what are u doing there ruining ur good story and i just remembered M night shalaman is directing this,i hate him, People don't get me wrong i have all my my fingers crossed that im wrong cuz i love avatar the last air bender, i have seen whole 3 seasons like 2 times, i really like dev patel too but as prince zuko??..um i duuno maybe he'd be better cuz i realy want this series not screwed up,so hell yea im hoping im rong that itll be crappy.please Hollywood ppl dont screw this up.im begging you.

TORNADOS!!

Inoe we usualy criticize tv shows and movies and stuff but for now lets look at the real life!!
An avergae of 1000 tornadoes hit the U.S each year.....they damage your home cost thousands of dollars.....well heres a word of advice build your homes with freaking bricks!!...it may not b tornado proof either but atleast the damage will be less!!!
every year 100s of peoples houses gets broken but yet you keep on using wood for construction!!... and of course our world is not suffering the affects from global warming and yea this world has an unlimited supply of trees that you keep wastin them like that!!
havnt you people learn anything from the "three little pigs" story!!!????

STOP WASTING TREES PEOPLE AND BUILD YOUR HOUSES WITH BRICKS NEXT TIME!!

THE AWARD FOR THE WORST CHOICE OF ACTORS GOES TO......

CATHERINE HARDWICKE!!

CONGRATZ CATHERINE YOU DESERVE THIS AWARD!!!

BAD ACTING...

Twilight director loves the O.C and bad actors !!!

Cathrine hardwick loves the o.c,so it seems,i mean as much as i hated the movie twilight i could see that,first Rosalie hale is the sadie Campbell in the o.c [Nicky reed] then comes jasper hale the Justin guy who's in love with Kaitlyn cooper [Jackson rathbone ] seriously ppl come on, wait a min there's more, then comes the mighty hunter who wants Bella dead yes James [cam gigandet] hes the guy in the o.c known as Kevin volchok...dude Cathrine a word of advice next time you plan to make novel into badly directed crappy movies HOLD AUDITIONS and don't favor the actors from a teen series...first you put a bearly bearable novel into completely unbearable movie and then you cast all the crappy teen stars you could find,yes people i consider ur precious Edward starring Robert pattinson a crappy actor too,he played Cedric digory good ohkhay i get it,he even got looks ohkhay i get it,but dude he is SO not a good actor he cant even speak properly ,that is maybe because of his English accent converted to an american one for the movie but trust me when i say this Robert aint no Hugh laurie,he sucks big time, if Edward existed after maybe curling up into a ball and giving himself to misery for a hell lotta time he whud hav tried to kill him self [agian] yes !! that's how bad the casting and direction was....i hate Robert pattinsons acting sue me....

LIST OF EVIL YET FUNNY VILLAINS OR CHARACTERS EVER !!!! [even if they cant pull off a single svil plan]

• Doofershmirtz............................Phineas and Ferb
• Dr EVIL......................................Austin powers
• General Specific.........................sheep in the big city
• Mad scientist..............................sheep in the big city
• Mandark.....................................Dexter
• King Julian..................................Madagascar
• Yzma............................................Kuzco's academy
• Zuko.............................................Avatar
• Draken and shego.......................Kim possible
• Mojo jojo.......................................PPG
• Mr burns......................................The Simpsons
  
• Stewie...........................................The family guy
• Prince charming..........................Shrek
• lord forqoud.................................Shrek
• barney stinnson*...........................HIMYM
  

* barney stinson may not be very evil,but gotta give him credit for being awesome.

LIST OF CUTEST CHICK FLICKS EVER!!! [not ordered in ranking]

• A walk to remember

• Music and lyrics

• 10 things i hate about you

• Notting hill

• Maid of honor

• Runaway bride

• Shes the man

• Shes all that

• Bewitched

• Pretty in pink

THE AWARD OF BEING AN


'' ELECTROCUTED VAMPIRE ''

GOES TO......WAIT FOR IT.......YES



" JASPER HALE "

'THE FIRST MAN ON MOUNT AWESOME''

THE AWARD GOES TO NON OTHER THEN..

..BARNEY STINSON....

WEIRD NAMES !!!

Lets face it companies make and manufacture new brands and products all the time. They consider everything needs popularity and costumer price, they consider all the things before launching ...what they dont consider is the name..well they consider it but they dont think them through.....they dont see that how awkward will a customer be when he or she is asking for it from a shopkeeper...thats cuz names of things are becoming so funny or awkward that one thinks ''dude im soo not saying that name out loud''....well we'r here to criticize those names and make a scenario that the companies will see how weird it is to say those names....
Some time ago a juice came out here in Pakistan...its named OLLALA...right...what am i suppose to do?? go to the shop and say '' make that two ollalas please'' ...right i say this and the next will be the shopkeeper laughing his socks off ...not just names of juices and other things..movies names make you the most awkward...look...i go to the video rent or shop and say '' give me terminator and ps i love you'' the guy would be like ''okhhaayy??''.... not just movie in english ,indian movies are no less....i go to the shop and head on say 'mujh say dosti karogay(do you wana bcum my frnd)...you better run after that because if the guy is some weird ass he'll probably be giving u his number next or do some other stuff which i dont know itl be since im not a weird ass .And you know the most embarrassing name of all is ? that will make u feel stupid in all ways..seriously,look i go to the rent shop and ask the rental guy ''hey do you have ''angus,thongs and full frontal snogging''??..that is so not going to happen its just too weird .....lol

MEG CABOT BOOKS WEIRD POINTS:

• THE GUY, WHO IS NOT LIKED BY THE GIRL IN THE BEGINNING, IS ACTUALLY THE HERO OF THE BOOK.
  

• THE HEROIN ALWAYS THINK THAT THE ACTUAL HERO IS THE LAST GUY SHE COULD END UP WITH.

• THE GIRL IS LIKELY TO GET ABDUCTED OR KIDNAPPED.

• SHE IS THEN SAVED BY THE HERO A.K.A THE LAST MAN ON EARTH THE HEROIN COULD EVER GO OUT WITH OR HIS FAMILY.

• THE HEROES ARE ALWAYS CUTE AD WITTY.

• THE HEROES BROTHERS ARE ALWAYS ADORABLE.

• THE HEROINS ARE VERY STUPID AND THEY NEVER KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR THEM.

• THE HEROIN ALWAYS CHOOSES THE WRONG GUY.

• THE HEROIN ALWAYS INSULT THE HERO AT SOME POINT IN THE BOOK.

• THE HEROIN ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND THE GUY FALLS FOR HER.

*these points can be applied in jinx, queen of babble, boy meets girl ,victoria and the rogue, nicola and viscount and many more.....*

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twilight scenes criticism

As i have explained before that twilight series though it is entertaining is full of awkward moments and i also said that we'll go by one scene at a time and criticize all of them !! because we do what we do best...


EDWARD CULLAN THE STALKER...

edward cullan is cute..i get it ok !!!!....edward cullan may be described as inhumanly beautiful and maybe shiney but lets not get carried away and forget his actions...agreed that he was psycho lover who whud die for bella [ and not just metaphorically speaking] ...but loving someone to death and being creepy are two different things that people in eds case mix up....in first book after their first date or whatever when they r in bellas kitchen and edward confesses that he tried to keep away from her but the day she said his name in her sleep he couldn't keep away knowing that she liked him too ...woah woah woah...back up a little will you...said his name in her sleep???? oh right he confesses agin that he used to watch her sleep every night since he didnt hav much to do !!!....stalker much !!!!..i mean then when bellas gets really freaked out and feels awkward that she speaks in her sleep mr edward says ''dont be self conscious'' ...umm excuse me?? now mr creep town sheriff blames her???....shes the one who shudnt feel self conscious ?? seriously if a guy saz something like that to me i whud karate chop him right there !!! first u stalk her then say its her who shudnt feel conscious ??? man hez wierd !!!

AS BUSY AS A BEE!!

HEY GUYS

SORRY BUT WE ARE KINDA BUSY WITH OUR PAPERS!!!
WE WILL BE OUT TILL END OF MAY!!!!!
WILL UPDATE OUR BLOG AS SOON AS V GET SUM TIME!!!!



P.S PAPERS SUCK!!!..........

PPL WHO WE FIND FLAWLESS!!

-LOGAN HUNTZBERGER.............GILMORE GIRLS
-FINN ...............................................GILMORE GIRLS
-COLLIN MCRAY...........................GILMORE GIRLS
-BARNEY STINNSON...........................HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
-KUZKO...........................................EMPERORS NEW GROOVE/SCHOOL
-HOMER..........................................THE SIMPSON
-MITCH HERTZOG......................BOY MEET GIRL
-CAPTAIN CARSTAIRS...............VICTORIA AND THE ROGUE
-NATHANIEL SHEIREDEN.........NICOLA AND THE VISCOUNT
-CHAZ..............................................QUEEN OF BABBLE
-EMMET CULLEN.........................TWILIGHT
-CHANDLER BING........................FRIENDS
-KYLE..............................................KYLE XY
-JOSH..............................................THE NANNY
-RICHIE.........................................TAKING 5
-SCOOTER...................................TAkING 5
-MASON.......................................TAkING 5
-FRED WEASLEY.......................HARRY POTTER
-GEORGE WEASLEY................HARRY POTTER
-HIRO NAKUMORA..................HEROES
-CJ......................8 SIMPLE RULES


SORRY PEOPLE WE TRIED...BUT THESE GUYS R FLAWLESS!!....OR THERE CUTENESS OVERCOME THERE FLAWS!!!!

TAKLA COMIC!!!

Introduction !!!

Twilight is a four book saga written by Stephenie Meyer...the book is good read but the hero is kind of freaky...Edward Cullan i mean hes vampire but a good one lives on animal blood and falls in love with a mortal Bella swan..the book revolves around that relationship...the weird thing is that Edward although hes really cute and rich and handsome is quite freaky..and we find certain scenes awkward rather then cute...we made section dedicated to twilight and wer gonna go through each of those awkward scenes and make fun of them and criticize them..believe me those scenes ARE weird...fans are most welcome to disagree and people who agree with us are welcome to criticize with us....

FUNNIEST EXPRESSIONS!!!

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST FUNNIEST EXPRESSIONS GOES
TO........MR BINGLEY!!!!!

CHILLHI HOI MURGHI A.K.A PLUCKED CHICKEN AWARD!!

THE AWARD FOR RESEMBLING A CHILLHI HOI MURGHI A.K.A PLUCKED CHICKEN GOES TO.....YEA PPL U GUESSED IT....ITS KEVIN JONAS!!!!!!

SONG DEDICATION TIME!!

THE SONG DEDICATED TO THE JONAS BROTHERS IS
...(DRUM ROLL)...
YOU'RE SO GAY .....BY KATY PERRY!!!

Tight jeans award !!!!!

The tightest jeans ever worn by human beings award goes to...


yes!!!!

one and only ...


JONAS BROTHERS..

SCHOKING!!!

THE AWARD FOR THE AMAZING TALENT OF SCHOKING (COMBINATION OF SINGING AND CHOKING) GOES TO OUR ONE AND ONLY NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Introduction

Jonas brothers is a band of three brothers..Nick,Joe,and Kevin.....Nick and Kevin play guitar whereas Joe and Nick sing rather awkwardly....well we listen to them and the first hing that came int our mind was ''what the hell are those??'' and from that onward wer just makin fun of them..imean they dress wierd they sing weird they make weird faces,what more can we find weird about a band??...any sensible person who happens to listen or look at their pics would laugh to death...so we made this whole complete posting section dedicated just to THEM....fans are most welcome to support them and argue with us and peoplw who think wer right..well u rock....

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HOT GUYS LIST!! the characters in this list are purely fictional!!

1. Logan huntzberger...................Gilmore girls(s)
2. Finn........................................Gilmore girls(s)
3. Mitch hertzog..........................boy meets girl(b)
4. Collin..........................................Gilmore girls(s)
5. Robert........................................Gilmore girls(s)
6. Fred weasley.......................................harry potter(b)
7. George weasley........................................harry potter(b)
8. Mr.Bingley..............................pride & prejudice(new version)(m)
9. Mr.Darcy................................(same)(m)
10. Captain carstairs.................................Victoria and the rogue(b)
11. Nathaniel sheridan..........................Nicola and the viscount(B)
12. Laurie............................................little women(b)
13. Tristan.............................................Gilmore girls(s)
14. Henry tilney.......................................Northanger abbey(b)(m)
15. Prince rene...............................................princess diaries(b)
16. Drako malfoy.................................................harry potter(b)(m)
17. Edward ferrars........................................sense and sensibility(b)(m)
18. Ryan evans.........................................high school musical(m)
19. Sakka..................................................the avatar(s)
20. Prince Zuko...........................................the avatar(s)
    
21. Edmund.................................................Mansfield park(m)
22. Dan...................................................Madison Finn(b)
23. Jake ryan............................................Hanna Montana(s)
24. Kyle.................................................kyle xy(s)
25. Josh....................................(same)(s)
26. Declan...........................................(same)(s)
27. David....................................all American girl(b)
28. Jack..............................................(same)(b)
29. Zack.....................................................jinx(b)
30. Jacob...........................................how to be popular(b)
31. Luke................................................queen of babble(b)
32. Chaz...............................................queen of babble(B)
33. jp.......................................princess diaries(B)
34. Brian..................................Lizzie Jordan secret life(B)
35. Hiro Nakumora.........................................heroes(B)
36. Ross Gellar..................................friends(s)
37. Chandler bing........................................friends(s)
38. Richie.........................................taking 5(m)
39. Scooter........................................taking 5(m)
40. Nick....................................jimmy neutron(c)
41. Mason.........................................taking 5(m)
42. Edward cullen.................................twilight(b)(m)
43. Emmet cullen.................................twilight(b)(m)
44. jasper......................................twilight(b)
45. Jacob black...............................................twilight(b)
46. Zack...........................................heroes(s)
47. peter patrilli..................................................heroes(s)
48. Nathan patrelli.............................heroes(s)
49. Seth.....................................twilight(b)
50. Micheal moscovitz.....................princess diaries(b)
51. barney stinson............how i met your mother (s)
52. Rob wilkins...........1-800-where-are-you(b)
53. jesse ................mediator(b)
54. paul slater............mediator(b)
55. damon salvatore.............vampire diaries(s)(b)
56. christopher.............airhead(b)
57. gabriel................airhead(b)
58. brandon..............airhead(b)
    

b=books
m=movies
s=series
suggestion are more than welcome.......

CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS!

THE AWARD FOR THE CRYBABY OF THE YEAR GOES TOO.....(DRUM ROLL)
EDWARD CULLEN!!

IT WAS A CLOSE

COMPETITION...

BUT IN THE END OUR ED WON!!!

HEY!!!

Therez a history behind these doodles..these are self drawn and orignal idea....well the thing is in our school the principle was kinda of a wierd guy he used to hold this diary and had a mostach the dude was pretty funny.....so we made these comics about him..yea i noe hez about to die but i cant say we liked him!!!! really...u would hate him too, made us stand half an hour in the accembly EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!

i hope everyone liked our doodles....