I remember the time when we used get all excited just cuz american idol audition were starting. Its not like we were gona participate or anything..it was just tht Simon cowell insults were plain awesome!...the way he criticized everyone and crushed their hopes of bcumn a huge start was just too good to miss!!!....but it seem that our big bad wolf has grown a soft spot over the year!...his insult arent as rude or offensive as they used to be...they are just plain BORING now!....
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING DETECTIVE GOES TO ....YES TO THE ONE AND ONLY...
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING TALK SHOW HOST EVER GOES TO.....THE ONE AND ONLY....
THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO SHOW THAT TONIGHT SHOW IS NOTHING WITHOUT 
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ANNOYING COUPLE ON-SCREEN & OFF-SCREEN GOES TO.....
THE AWARD FOR THE "MOST SELF OBSSESSED AND YET THE CUTEST KING" AWARD GOES TO....
WTF!! was my first reaction to this heinous news!!!!...i just had to grab my computer and confirm it if nick jonas actually believes he is the next justin timberlake!!
THE AWARD FOR "LES RIP OUT MOST OF THE PAGES OF THE BOOK AND MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF WHAT WE GOT" GOES TO
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST POINTLESS AND STUPID BOOK EVER GOES TO.....
i felt like whf???? seriously i would never have believed it if some else had told me this but unfortunately it was me who discovered this !!!
Twilight saga, a international best seller written by Stephenie Meyer is a total rip off....
all the main ideas that Meyer passes off as hers are actually stolen from a 1991 book series called vampire dairies written by L.J Smith.the only idead that meyer produced herself was tht vampires sparkle [yea thanx Meyer,dont know what we whud hav done without the vampires sparkling]And the onyl thing tht didnt make sence in vampire diaries is how did elena come back from dead, whick im sure will be explained later in the next two parts tht are still to be published.but the flaws in twilight ,,!! sheesh
Dont belive me ????
You can read the book your self but ill give you some proofs here anyway.
TWILIGHT SAGA
In Twilight edward attended high school, although no reason for this is given,its really wierd that a vampire attends school.
Edward cullan was such a nice guy,he cudnt hurt anyone, damsel in distress were his weakness.
Edward goes against the natural instincts,he doesn't drink human blood, or kill people.
Edward Saves bella once,saves her honor..lol
Doesn't want her to become one of them,he thinks he will take away her soul in doing that pr curse her to eternal damnation or whatever.
Edward is filthy rich.
has some kind of indescribable attraction for bella,he lusts for her blood the most, but he doesn't want to hurt her therefor avoids her completely
Obviously when he avoided her she felt that he doesnt like her very much.there was misunderstanding between them that he hated her .
Edward loved her like hell but couldn't show it,
when he first got in the school he had to dazzle his way in,since he dazzled everyone according to meyer...
Edward is very old fashioned and desent looking, i.e doesnt like showing off,[ as if bringing a shiny Volvo didnt count].
Edward could read minds.
VAMPIRE DIARIES
Stefan Salvatore went to school,well,not because of the reasons Edward Cullan did which were none. spoiler alert but Stefan came to church's fell because of Kathrine,she made him come !!!
Stefan was a really nice guy, helped the one in need.
Couldn't hurt people,he just drank blood n left thm alone to live.
Stefan saved Elena once too, when Tyler attacked her.
Didnt want her to ahve to live like him ,always hidden.
Was Rich as well
Elena was so much alike Katherine so he felt attracted towards her but he avoided her for her own good.
Damon was the Jacob black...
When he avoided her she felt that he hated her,only she wasn't a freak like bella.
Stefan is very decent looking and handsomely old fashioned.
Stefan could feel minds,their presence and nature of thoughts,
he could make people do stuff with just one look [see:Edward dazzled ppl]
See?
God how could she get away with something like that????
And just for the record Vampire diaries is way better ,cuz original stuff is always better....
I noe most ppl consider mr rochester from jane eyre HOT!!...but hes so NOT!!
Edward cullan. Just the name makes me wanna hurl. Well people say that we are wrong to hate poor poor Edward like that and supporting TEAM JACOB, is to them, a very wrong thing indeed. Well let me just say one thing.
EDWARD CULLAN SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU NIMRODS SAY.!!!!!
Now well I am glad that's said and out of the way,
Lets get to the accusation ppl hav imposed on us !!!...
why would you choose jacob over Edward.????
well, if you people can live in an continous torture of his surveillance on you, be my guest..!!!!
seriously, how can you ... I mean if the guy i love or whatever ''banned'' my meeting my best friend i would say buh bye now!!! I emphasize on the word ''ban'' since edward did not suggest her meeting jacob less due to his being a werewolf, he impossed a ban on her, he actually forbid her to meet him, yeah he did not say that directly but people if the guy has put his sister incharge that you dnt meet your bestfriend when he cant watch over you himself...sorry to burst your bubble but THATS IMPOSING SOMTHING!!!!! bella being the freaky lil wierdo she is, did not see that..yeah she ran and all but she went all oh sorry edward afterwards...
heres an idea KICK HIS ASS !!!!!
yeah u dnt got the guts...thought so...!!!!
plus seriously tell me???
would you go to the guy whos all freaky and has memorized all romeo lines by heart ???
or the guy who owns an awesme motorcycle, laughs with you, and comes to bail you out from freaky vampire sister and yells ''run bella run''..????
The choise is yours.....im just helping you HATE EDWARD...!!
gee,didnt give you much choice there ,did i?
Well,not my fault you like a freaky sparkly masochistic vampire whos a constant emabrassment to vampire kind..!!!!!
whats that i hear???......oh yeah thats VLAD PUKING !!!!!
Edward cullan is cute..i get it ok !!!!....Edward cullan may be described as inhumanly beautiful and maybe shiny but lets not get carried away and forget his actions...agreed that he was psycho lover who would die for bella [ and not just metaphorically speaking] ...but loving someone to death and being creepy are two different things that people in eds case mix up....in first book after their first date or whatever when theyr in bellas kitchen and Edward confesses that he tried to keep away from her but the day she said his name in her sleep he couldn't keep away knowing that she liked him too ...woah woah woah...back up a little will you...said his name in her sleep???? oh right he confesses again that he used to watch her sleep every night since he didn't have much to do !!!....stalker much !!!!..i mean then when bellas gets really freaked out and feels awkward that she speaks in her sleep Mr Edward says ''dont be self conscious'' ...umm excuse me//?? now mr creep town sheriff blames her???....shes the one who shouldn't feel self conscious ??/ seriously if a guy saz something like that to me i would karate chop him right there !!! first u stalk her then say its her who shouldn't feel conscious ??? man hez weird !!!
I think we know what edward cullen has been doin for the past 90 years...hes bin memorising wuthering heights and romeo and juliet...i mean he is the only person i know who would qoute romeo and juliet on thinkin that hes dead!!!!....
September 2004, at the beginning of the new school year..the French government dont want any religious symbols worn public,imean apart from the usual argument that what the freakin hell is a symbol going to do to them, WHO the hell are they to tell us what we should wear,its our right and we want it,i dont see the peace symbol being banned,for all u people know they could be setting up a bomb on corp America right now[though its really unlikely,being on dope all day],
itll be ur little secret,and even if u do tell her that, u sure as hell whudnt keep that secret...most people whud even go through the trouble to make a new web site and tell the whole world about what happened ..dude seriously how can a secret be a secret among thousand people.but noooo hannah montan's true identity is still a secret..seriously it makes me wanna throw up....
hell look awesome as zuko,boy was i wrong...don't get me wrong i really like Dev Patel [from slum dog millionaire and Brit series skins] but he makes a crappy zuko firstly cuz as much as zuko was hot he had bald head with a pony tail as a fire nation royal sign,keeping this in mind one would think theyl make dav bald with pony tail too..NO..they go a head and keep the hair well these things could be manged...come on man..we love this series ur making the victim ov crappy movies spree ,Next comes the avatar himself Aang of the air nomads, dude he was nice cute innocent happy go lucky kid NOT weird looking suspicious kid dude come on, I only ask one thing , do directors go dumb and blind during auditions.????, ohkahy, next comes sokka my favorite character in the series is being played by Jackson rathbone [jasper hale in twilight], Dude look at sokka in the pic,do you see his eyes,the glint of wittiness,sarcasm,adventure? i do, now look at the famous famous electrocuted vampire guy, what do u see in his eyes,i see nothing, no hint ov sokkaness,nada nothing zilch,God he doesn't even look a bit like sokka, what the hell are u guys doing , ok katra is ok i see resembles her but can the rest crappy casting cancels the one good one.one more thing...where the hell is TOPH??? there's not a single mentioning of her.dude shes one of the most important characters. Aaron ehase man what are u doing there ruining ur good story and i just remembered M night shalaman is directing this,i hate him, People don't get me wrong i have all my my fingers crossed that im wrong cuz i love avatar the last air bender, i have seen whole 3 seasons like 2 times, i really like dev patel too but as prince zuko??..um i duuno maybe he'd be better cuz i realy want this series not screwed up,so hell yea im hoping im rong that itll be crappy.please Hollywood ppl dont screw this up.im begging you.
