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remember the time when we used get all excited just cuz american idol audition were starting. Its not like we were gona participate or anything..it was just tht Simon cowell insults were plain awesome!...the way he criticized everyone and crushed their hopes of bcumn a huge start was just too good to miss!!!....but it seem that our big bad wolf has grown a soft spot over the year!...his insult arent as rude or offensive as they used to be...they are just plain BORING now!....yea yea we know he more sensitive to other people feelings n blah blah...but simon and sensitivity dont go together!!!..its like Simon was born to criticize and by becoming soft hes just ignoring the awesome talent he posess!!...i just hope he snaps out if this phase fast!!
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING DETECTIVE GOES TO ....YES TO THE ONE AND ONLY...SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING TALK SHOW HOST EVER GOES TO.....THE ONE AND ONLY.... CONAN O BRIENYES SIR NO ONE CAN TAKE HIS PLACE!!..
THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO SHOW THAT TONIGHT SHOW IS NOTHING WITHOUT CONAN O BRIENNBC HAS LOST THEIR MOST AMAZING TALK SHOW HOST EVER!!....
THE AWARD OF HAVING...
''THE CATCHIEST CATCH PHRASE''
GOES TO,
HIRO NAKAMURA'S
''YATTA!!!''
THE AWARD OF BEING ...
''THE MOST ADDICTIVE AND BEST SERIES EVER''
GOES TO....
QUITE OBVIOUSLY,
HARRY POTTER
THE AWARD OF HAVING...
''THE MOST CREEPY SMILE OF A VERY CUTE GEEK''
GOES TOO...
ONE AND ONLY...
SHELDON COOPER
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ANNOYING COUPLE ON-SCREEN & OFF-SCREEN GOES TO.....KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTINSONA.K.A EDWARD AND BELLA!
THE AWARD FOR THE "MOST SELF OBSSESSED AND YET THE CUTEST KING" AWARD GOES TO.... KING JULIAN
WTF!! was my first reaction to this heinous news!!!!...i just had to grab my computer and confirm it if nick jonas actually believes he is the next justin timberlake!!and guess what its true!!...tht curly haired kiddo actually thinks hes the next justin timberlakei noe their group got the biggest fanbase....but cmon! justin timberlake???there is NO comparison btw these two!!firstly justin doesnt sound like hes choking while he sings (schoking)secondly justin is just way tooo hot!!....sorry nick but ur so not the next justin timberlake!!! =D
THE AWARD FOR "LES RIP OUT MOST OF THE PAGES OF THE BOOK AND MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF WHAT WE GOT" GOES TO NONE OTHER THAN THE PRINCESS DIARIES
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZINGBOOK EVER GOES TO ...YES THE ONE AND ONLY
THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY!!!
THE AWARD FOR THE MOST POINTLESS AND STUPID BOOK EVER GOES TO..... TTYL ND TTFN BY LAUREN MYRACLE.. I MEAN ALL SHE WROTE ABOUT IN THIS BOOK WAS HOW STUPID AMERICAN YOUNG GENERATION IS.....
I remember the time when we used get all excited just cuz american idol audition were starting. Its not like we were gona participate or anything..it was just tht Simon cowell insults were plain awesome!...the way he criticized everyone and crushed their hopes of bcumn a huge start was just too good to miss!!!....but it seem that our big bad wolf has grown a soft spot over the year!...his insult arent as rude or offensive as they used to be...they are just plain BORING now!....
