FEEL LIKE A GIRL

Cant help but feel girly, when your bag spills out; and all you can see are a few lipsticks, a blusher, lots of chocolates and a cell charger. 

20 RULES OF BEING IN FUCLAS (FUI, ARTS CAMPUS).

I wrote some of the things that i have noticed in my time i went there, so i decided to write some things that were repeated over and over in various semesters ,also i might like to point out that these may or may not seem true to you i'm just writing what i think is right so even if you don't agree please don't get offended following are the rules of being in fuclas:

• If a girl likes a guy, only the girl and her best friend knows, but if a guy likes some girl EVERYONE except the girl knows.
• Someone, ANYONE has to be playing an instrument at all times.
• Guys walk in bundles to go to the bathroom while girls go alone (universal rule reversed)
• The day you do not bring your student ID shall be the day they check for it.
• If it aint dirty, it aint cafeteria food.
• If a teacher is good and amazing at her field she or he will definitively not get to teach another class in this university.
• If a teacher is there in permanent staff, she or he shall teach ANY subject she or he can get hold of.
• Library is there but not to read books.
• Boys bathroom (unsanitary may it be)provides irreplaceable acoustics to play an instrument and  to randomly sing songs.

THE GIRL WHO READS

The girl who reads finds it even harder to fall in love, because she has seen just how many ways there are in which she could get hurt, plus the literature has made her expectations far unreachable by mere existent people.

We found this amazing quote on Goodreads.com by Rosemarie Urquico and just had to make a post for it.

“You should date a girl who reads.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants. You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow and worn.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry and in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

THINGS THAT GO UNNOTICED

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

George Dennison Prentice

Evolution of heroes

Throughout history it has been only natural for the humanity to idealize the ones who were mightier, stronger or possessed some desirable characteristics. In every civilization there has been some mythical or god like being which other people worshiped and idealized as superior to them. The Greek gods, spirits, pharaohs, mythical or fantastical creatures have played a significant role in molding the thinking and ideas of people. There have been so many examples of superior beings idealized on the basis that they were stronger or graceful than others, that  has not vanished in time, rather that idealization has just altered and have became a little modern and a newer version of the same thing. There was a time when Achilles and Hercules were worshiped for their indestructible characteristics but now it is the idea of a character such as like Edward Cullen that have become the symbol of  heroism.
 In the modern times the vulnerability of heroes like the fact that they may fall in love with mortal girls or vampires that (God forbid) walk in sunlight and sparkle have became a major factor of attraction rather than other characterizes. This fact have become so common now a days that even old lore, myths and fantasies have been altered to fit such idea of today, taking the example of vampire myth that started in Romania from “Vladimir The Impaler” (although there are other conflicting stories as well that suggest it started from a certain allergy of skin that rendered people unable to go in sunlight) and then after the origin the idea of vampires became famous from Bram stoker’s Dracula. Originally the idea of these immortal creatures was grotesque and stories about them were filled with bloodshed, pain and regrets (for example “interview with a vampire”) but now the same idea has been changed to fit today’s demands presenting series like twilight saga, cirque du freak, vampire diaries, blue bloods, vampire academy and numerous more, each with their own new ideas and facts; that are deviated and altered from the original. 

Friends and How I Met Your Mother : A Comparison

Friends

How I Met your Mother

There are many shows that go along the same line, either in the story lines or the character building because when creating a show the creators select a target audience. There are only so many types of shows that can be created that satisfy a certain targeted audience. Likewise there are many shows that are created to target the audience aging between teens, young adults and people in their early twenties.   

The sitcoms; Friends and How I met your mother are also targeted for a specific kind of audience. They also happen to share some similarities as well. Both shows have been rated very high and have been quite liked by the people. But like so many other shows along the lines these both shows follow, they share some mutual characteristics in story, Characters and setting.

The dheaon dheaon song (mujh say fraandship karoge) ; either its epically deep or its secretly written by Rebbecca Black.

My friend made me watch this movie called ''mujh say fraanship karoge'', now the movie itself is literally a whole new story but one thing that i just couldn't resist making post about is its song called Dheaon Dheaon, well i think its a bad case of words Down Down but i wouldn't bet on it. well i though i would just get the lyrics off of the web and analyze them as this song needs the analysis like instant noodles need water..:P

 so here are the lyrics;

Boys and girls , It’s show time
Know what I’m saying
Everybody raise your hands
Theres about to be a party 

Yes i do know what you mean , it isn't rocket science.

Riding the big bike and - Shaping with pen knife and
Shaking the high five and
Attitude....

I would comment on this i swear if i knew what it meant. riding the big bike? and shaping with pen knife, it would help a lot if it elaborated as to shaping WHAT with a pen knife. ad who ever heard of SHAKING a high five? how do u shake a high five anyway? and than randomly yelling ATTITUDE ...yea totally makes sense.

Girls of the institute - 69 latitude
Instead of gratitude
Attitude... So what

The girls of the institute are more or less 69 statute miles part, so instead of being grateful they show attitude? So what??  

WHAT???

Annoying Seatmates

I generally hate flying.  Not because I am a nervous flyer, oh no nothing like that.  Its just being trapped in steel cage for hours and hours makes me a little uncomfortable and I can't even sit in one place for more than half hour let alone fourteen frikking hours!!!!  And of course how can I forget the bad food, the bad company and the bad seats. The only thing that could make the flying experience worse for me is someone with a toddler, or more accurately a toddler who refuses to shut up.  Oh how those people infuriate me.  I know its mean but dude come on!  Put a sock in that thing for a while will ya?

Every flyer's nightmare!!!

On a recent flight however I was lucky enough to avoid the crying babies, but instead I was forced to found out that the only thing worse than crying baby is the person sitting next to you.

THUMBELINA REVIEW

Like I said in my previous post, our (meaning me and Aisha of course) criticizing skills are damn good when we watch or read something together! And this time it was no different. After years we decided to watch Thumbelina again, you know as a sort of reminder of those good ol’ days! But this time somehow the movie was kinda more on the trampy side than you know the magical place it was once in our childhood!

Shocked aren’t you! I knew it! Whenever we tell someone that, their first reaction is “yeah right!” but we swear we are not kidding! It even shocked us, so we watched it twice and both times we came to the same conclusion and that is “damn Thumbelina is such a @#$!” We are damn serious! Ok let’s start from the beginning.

Just some randomness...before exam!!

Why is that whenever its the exam time even the most dire of things start to look interesting? That discarded novel you never wanted to read, that long 2 dvd version movie about a boring person you always avoided even holding. Even writing in your blog when you are suffering from writers block is more appealing then opening those God forsaken notes that give you information and promise to take you on the road to success.

I like many others have an exam tomorrow and again like many others the tissue box on that table is more interesting then the book I'm suppose to be studying. In my defense though, the book is very redundant and insufferable. Who needs to learn infinite amount of dates anyway? Its not like when I am in my professional life someone is going to come up and ask me "hey who created the AM (amplitude module) for radios?" it was Lee Fossenden in case you didn't knew ( Wow, looks like one point is guaranteed if they ask me that tomorrow) and who in their right minds name their kid Lee Fossenden anyway?? Its like his parents names him solely for the purpose of confusing the future generation who will have to learn his name.

I demand justice, or an Xbox whatever is easier to supply.

P.S : I do realize that this ough to have been my journal entry rather then a wecritcs blog post but I can explain this act: I couldn't find my journal and I'm lazy!

THE PERSON I HATE THE MOST.

I came to my college thinking finally ill be able to relax , that one personality that I completely hate would not be there to annoy me out of my wits.

How happy was I, thinking that air would be clean again, sound waves not so annoying the sight so smooth and not of that dreaded creature. I could almost hear glass shattering when I spotted my worst nightmare standing there looking all smug gazing at the notice board. I would have turned around and went back to the car if it hadn’t been for my best friend who dragged me along to the notice board to look our names up .His ‘’hello’’ was enough to make me realize that next two years I would be in immense pain, for that guy was the person that I’ve hated all my life, and its just my luck that he happens to be everywhere that I go.

THE FACEBOOKERS AND THEIR TYPES..

 After staying up 4 nights in a row, after careful observation, even more careful analyses i have come to realize that there are 15 different kinds of people on face book (ha ha you thought i did something worthwhile didn't ya??)

REBECCA BLACK EXPLAINS HER SONG FRIDAY...

One of our many habits is to check random videos! A few days back my friend showed me a video where Rebecca black explains the meaning of her song "Friday", so i wrote it down for you guys to read...........

"People just don't get it, they really just don't get the song, I am surprised when people hear my song Friday and think its just a breezy pop song. The writers Clarence jay and Patrice Wilson really layered the song with a lot  of hidden meaning and I really don't think the people pick up on it the first time they hear it. What real meaning to the song is that it comes from a really-a really deep and a really painful place."

THE CURIOUS CASE OF RAYMOND DAVIS.

“He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence was about to be pronounced pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan”

Abraham Lincoln.

In the last few weeks, tensions have escalated between the U.S. and Pakistan. The media has dubbed it “a diplomatic row,” but even that phrase is a gross oversimplification of the situation, which is now a convoluted, complex mess. The center of the controversy is an American allegedly named Raymond Davis who, on January 27, killed two brothers in Lahore, different news have entirely different points of views on the why part.

According to Mr davis statement, it was purely for self defense but other details and eye witnesses explain otherwise. The incident happened in broad daylight in part of Lahore called Mazang.

Two men on a motorcycle were shot dead by Davis ,as he explained that the men were attempting to rob him, according to the autopsy report the men were shot in the back, which contradicts Mr Davis’s statement of his reason.

TRANSFORMERS 2, REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (that pants may never get dirty)

Okay, first let me get this straight, i love that movie and enjoy it immensely. used to watch the cartoons while i was growing up and everything.

okay so that out of the way, i was actually watching it again n i noticed something...

wait let me give the award first then explain..:P

Okay , so the award goes to MEGAN FOX,

for having the ...

''MAGICAL WHITE PANTS THAT NEVER GET DIRTY''

CANT WAIT!!!!

Vampire Diaries: the return; midnight will be released on 15 march 2011.
The Mortal Instruments : the city of fallen angels will be released on 5 April 2011.

Enough is enough you know!!!
this is serious business, i mean some of us are actually dying to read them!!! so come on people, and get on with publishing them already!!!!!

*crosses the day off on the calender*

Vampire Diaries publication date isn't even confirmed yet(the horror, the horror)
so whats the point crossing off days!!! but it at least gives me something to do!!!
I seriously cant wait!!!
THE AGONY!!!!

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IS RACISM AGAINST MUSLIM ACCEPTABLE??

why is that when someone says something against Jews or the holocaust in America they can get arrested for it but when they say something against our religion,Islam, its considered as freedom of speech?
I should clarify for all the people out there who might get the wrong meaning from the above statement that am NOT against Jews but i am against racism!
I was reading an article in time magazine a few weeks back about the controversy of building a mosque near ground zero. I did some research on this topic and was flabbergasted(Well not realy since i already know your opinion about Muslims) to see that half of the comments were kinda like this

THE CUTEST COUPLE ON TV!!!!

THE AWARD FOR BEING,


''THE CUTEST COUPLE ON TV''


GOES TO....
YES ,

CHANDLER AND MONICA !!!!

CAVE AGE , what happned????

We unfortunately cannot tell or state with evidence what a prehistoric man aka cavemen looked or behaved like. It is only with small artifacts,cave paintings and the sheer imaginative predictability of a human mind that we can tell how they might have acted in different situations.

Due to no recorded data(except a few artifacts found scattered and cave paintings) one can only use his imagination to think how a man who is so new to everything might act, for even a touch of wind gust is new to him .we can imagine that being a human the cavemen also had curiosity, we cannot deny that they would have even tried to lick or bite a rock if they got their hands on one while trying to quench the strange feeling they had in their stomach now modernly named as hunger, because its only human to experiment with our senses when we find something completely alien to us.

A land so foreign and frightening to them, that the cavemen tried to find a safe haven within which they could dwell for a time period without having a heart attack, which i might add also would have been new to them .the only place they felt save was when they wandered upon a small opening in the mountains, off course it was after sometime that they entered it because a gaping black hole in an unknown place is not considered safe even now in the modern times, again one can only use his or her imagination on what might have happened and caused the caveman to enter it, an animal or even a thunder perhaps.

MUST WATCH SITCOMS!!!

If you have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good joke then the following sitcoms are a must!!
(note: the list is not ordered in ranking)