Wednesday, December 30, 2009
THE AWARD OF ...
''BEING THE MOST UNGRATEFUL GITS EVER''
BONNIE,MATT,MEREDITH,STEFAN AND ELENA.
IF I WAS DAMON I WHUD HAVE SO KILLED THEIR SORRY ASSES INSTEAD OF SAVING THM AGAIN N AGAIN, ALL THEY DO IS BLAME HIM RIGHT AFTER HE SAVES THM. GITS.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
why is that when jumper came out j.k rowling sued the mvie on just a hunch that the idea of apparation was stolen, and when a book became a international seller, the writer from whom the whole story was stolen didn't do ANYTHING.???
we hav prooved that twlight is just a stolen idea, the original is the best !!!
vampire diaries cant be compared to twilight, its like comparing harry potter with the stupid fan fictions people write.
vampire diaries came out in 1991 and twilight in 2005.
even if we assume for a second that twilight isnt a rip off, ppl still compare the two...
really???? man thats the most stupidest thing ive ever heard.
twilight can never be like vampire diaries.
even stefan salvatore is better then those sparkly cullans... and Damon ..oh dude damon whud rip those sparkles off n kill thm in a min....
VAMPIRE DIARIES RULES !!!!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
i felt like whf???? seriously i would never have believed it if some else had told me this but unfortunately it was me who discovered this !!!
Twilight saga, a international best seller written by Stephenie Meyer is a total rip off....
all the main ideas that Meyer passes off as hers are actually stolen from a 1991 book series called vampire dairies written by L.J Smith.the only idead that meyer produced herself was tht vampires sparkle [yea thanx Meyer,dont know what we whud hav done without the vampires sparkling]And the onyl thing tht didnt make sence in vampire diaries is how did elena come back from dead, whick im sure will be explained later in the next two parts tht are still to be published.but the flaws in twilight ,,!! sheesh
Dont belive me ????
You can read the book your self but ill give you some proofs here anyway.
In Twilight edward attended high school, although no reason for this is given,its really wierd that a vampire attends school.
Edward cullan was such a nice guy,he cudnt hurt anyone, damsel in distress were his weakness.
Edward goes against the natural instincts,he doesn't drink human blood, or kill people.
Edward Saves bella once,saves her honor..lol
Doesn't want her to become one of them,he thinks he will take away her soul in doing that pr curse her to eternal damnation or whatever.
Edward is filthy rich.
has some kind of indescribable attraction for bella,he lusts for her blood the most, but he doesn't want to hurt her therefor avoids her completely
Obviously when he avoided her she felt that he doesnt like her very much.there was misunderstanding between them that he hated her .
Edward loved her like hell but couldn't show it,
when he first got in the school he had to dazzle his way in,since he dazzled everyone according to meyer...
Edward is very old fashioned and desent looking, i.e doesnt like showing off,[ as if bringing a shiny Volvo didnt count].
- Edward propsed to bella to marry him after graduation.
- Edward sparkles in sunlight,thats why they cant go in sunlight,just evening is fine...
- Werewolves come in the series..!!! are a vital part as well.
Edward could read minds.
Stefan Salvatore went to school,well,not because of the reasons Edward Cullan did which were none. spoiler alert but Stefan came to church's fell because of Kathrine,she made him come !!!
Stefan was a really nice guy, helped the one in need.
Couldn't hurt people,he just drank blood n left thm alone to live.
Stefan saved Elena once too, when Tyler attacked her.
Didnt want her to ahve to live like him ,always hidden.
Was Rich as well
Elena was so much alike Katherine so he felt attracted towards her but he avoided her for her own good.
Damon was the Jacob black...
When he avoided her she felt that he hated her,only she wasn't a freak like bella.
Stefan is very decent looking and handsomely old fashioned.
Stefan could feel minds,their presence and nature of thoughts,
- Stefan proposed to Elena to marry him after graduation.
- vampires cant go in the sunlight,well they can but they need a special talisman to protect thm,but light hurt thm even with a jewel.
- werewolves come in the story.
he could make people do stuff with just one look [see:Edward dazzled ppl]
God how could she get away with something like that????
And just for the record Vampire diaries is way better ,cuz original stuff is always better....
I know jane austen was a great writer!!..and shes dead..and we should respect tht!!!
But how in the world we can respect her whn she made the biggest and grossest mistake of her life!!!
she made one of her heroine marry her brother!!
SHOCKING RYTE....I NOE!!
Well ok i noe edmund was not fanny real brother!!...but cmon the guy called her sister for crying out loud!!! he actually said
'fanny,my sister,my only comfort now'
or something like tht cnt recall the exact words.......but he went and married her?????
how low can u get asking a girl to marry you who you used to call sister!!
i mean seriously!!!
Infact hes as creepy as edward(well a lil less creepy thn edward cuz no one can beat his record of creepiness!!)
cmon mr rochester dressed up as girl just to find if the girl he likes, likes him back....a guy who dresses up as a girl has to have a mental disorder!!...
well i suppose spendin all tht time with tht crazy excuse for a wife must have him mentally scarred for life!!and then he locks his wife up in the attic and tells no one bout it!!...and while being married he decides to marry jane!!...widout tellin her of his first marriage!! I mean cmon thts just plain weird!!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
-tells u he doesnt love u n whn he cumz back say y did u believe me in the first plc?
-used to curl up in a ball
-hav no visible abs
-sparkles in sunlight (thts just plain unnatural..vampires dont do tht)
-can read everyone thoughts...which is realy annoyin....ur thought r personal n no one not even tht pretty boy edward cullen has a right to read thm-is too white!!....which kind givs me the creeps!!
-has learned all the lines of romeo and juliet by heart!!
-if u go on a date wid him only u will b eating...which will be kinda awkward for u....well for me it will surely be!!
-secretly wants to drink ur blood (even if hes resisting its still kinda umm i dunoo freaky)
-tries to stop you when u want to see your best friend!!... (boyfriend or no boyfriend....best friends always cumz first)
-stares at you from your window...and when he tells u bout it he says "dont feel self concsious"
-likes girls who act like their damsel in distress cuz he constantly needs to prove himself of his manliness!!..cuz otherwise edward is as manly as a unicorn!
-puts you under survielance and never goes away...and whn he does he starts cryin!
-is hard and cold....i mean his body .
-does not sparkle (thnk god)
-he was there for bella whn edward ditched her
-has awesome body!
-has an awesome sense of humour
-has the coolest group of friends!! (unlike ed who's friends are all couples which btw r realy borin well except emmet)
-can turn into a furry werewolf =D
-does not treat bella like she is in need of a constant guidance
-did i mention hes just too hot!!!!!!
-has an awesome hairdo!!...not like ed which look like a bird nest
-eats normal food!!...
-does not want to kill you
-he fights for the girl he loves
-he has a pulse
-he isnt a bloodsucker
-he is an amazing friend
-he doesnt give up that easily
-he runs around half naked all the time...
-he looks damn good withouta shirt
-he is not a stalker!!
-is not 100 yr older thn bella!!...
-loves to hav fun
-can fix nythin
-loves to chat!
-is easy goin and charmin!
-is hyper all the time..in a good way!
*THE ONLY GOOD POINT BOUT EDWARD IS THAT HES SUPER RICH!!
**THE ONLY NEGATIVE POINT BOUT JACOB IS THAT HE IMPRINTED ON BELLAS DAUGHTER...CUZ THT WAS CREEPY!!
Monday, December 21, 2009
Edward cullan. Just the name makes me wanna hurl. Well people say that we are wrong to hate poor poor Edward like that and supporting TEAM JACOB, is to them, a very wrong thing indeed. Well let me just say one thing.
EDWARD CULLAN SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU NIMRODS SAY.!!!!!
Now well I am glad that's said and out of the way,
Lets get to the accusation ppl hav imposed on us !!!...
why would you choose jacob over Edward.????
well, if you people can live in an continous torture of his surveillance on you, be my guest..!!!!
seriously, how can you ... I mean if the guy i love or whatever ''banned'' my meeting my best friend i would say buh bye now!!! I emphasize on the word ''ban'' since edward did not suggest her meeting jacob less due to his being a werewolf, he impossed a ban on her, he actually forbid her to meet him, yeah he did not say that directly but people if the guy has put his sister incharge that you dnt meet your bestfriend when he cant watch over you himself...sorry to burst your bubble but THATS IMPOSING SOMTHING!!!!! bella being the freaky lil wierdo she is, did not see that..yeah she ran and all but she went all oh sorry edward afterwards...
heres an idea KICK HIS ASS !!!!!
yeah u dnt got the guts...thought so...!!!!
plus seriously tell me???
would you go to the guy whos all freaky and has memorized all romeo lines by heart ???
or the guy who owns an awesme motorcycle, laughs with you, and comes to bail you out from freaky vampire sister and yells ''run bella run''..????
The choise is yours.....im just helping you HATE EDWARD...!!
gee,didnt give you much choice there ,did i?
Well,not my fault you like a freaky sparkly masochistic vampire whos a constant emabrassment to vampire kind..!!!!!
whats that i hear???......oh yeah thats VLAD PUKING !!!!!
Edward cullan is cute..i get it ok !!!!....Edward cullan may be described as inhumanly beautiful and maybe shiny but lets not get carried away and forget his actions...agreed that he was psycho lover who would die for bella [ and not just metaphorically speaking] ...but loving someone to death and being creepy are two different things that people in eds case mix up....in first book after their first date or whatever when theyr in bellas kitchen and Edward confesses that he tried to keep away from her but the day she said his name in her sleep he couldn't keep away knowing that she liked him too ...woah woah woah...back up a little will you...said his name in her sleep???? oh right he confesses again that he used to watch her sleep every night since he didn't have much to do !!!....stalker much !!!!..i mean then when bellas gets really freaked out and feels awkward that she speaks in her sleep Mr Edward says ''dont be self conscious'' ...umm excuse me//?? now mr creep town sheriff blames her???....shes the one who shouldn't feel self conscious ??/ seriously if a guy saz something like that to me i would karate chop him right there !!! first u stalk her then say its her who shouldn't feel conscious ??? man hez weird !!!
Sunday, December 20, 2009
I watched the movie and all the time during i had to pause again and again because i was laughing so hard .Setting aside the fact that the movie was once again a total disappointment.It was infact the worst adaptations i have ever seen apart from the first part offcourse,the first part was equally unbearable,
okay apart from the usual insults of the series,
DID ANYONE APART FROM ME NOTICE HOW FREAKY ROBERT PATINSON LOOKED ??????
if u didnt notice it then not to worry,
the next time you watch the movie and im sure the fans out there sure will, look closely at the scene where Alice shows Alec that bellas going to be a vampire in the future...look closely at the scene and you will see that edward is running in the medow sparkling and running in slow motion ...seriously it was like the only thing remaining was him going lalalalalal like little red riding hood,remember when i said i had to pause to laugh? yeah this was one of those scenes !!!!
new moon was one of my fav book in the whole saga as there was no Edward until the end because seriosuly jacob is really hot in the mvie and in the book.but i cant deny with long hair even jacon looks like a man who had been residing in the woods all his life and is seeing civilization for the first time..!!!
we give the movie 3/10 *
* that three is just because of Jacob being really cute !!!!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
- Paul Slater..........................................the mediator series
- johnny bravo......................................the johnny bravo show
- Tristan..................................................Gilmore girls
- James potter........................................harry potter
- captain jack sparrow...........................pirates of Caribbean
- prince Edward.....................................Enchanted
- captain hammer.................................Dr horrible's blog
- Jake Ryan...........................................Hannah Montana
- barney stinson...................................how i met your mother
- cal langdon.........................................every boys got one
- Henry Crawford..................................sense n sensibility
- Kevin Levin.........................................Ben ten alien force
- Colin and Finn.....................................Gilmore girls
- Damon salvatore....................................the vampire diaries
- charlie sheen...............................................2 and a half men
Friday, December 18, 2009
- Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.
- Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.
- Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..
- "You two just Apparated on my knees!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"
- "Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
- ''You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
- "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
- "What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."
- "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
- Kreacher: 'and there's its twin, unnatural little beasts they are.'
- 'What's a bummer?' Ron asked George.
'Having a nosy git like you for a brother,' said George.
- The Ford Anglia lands at The Burrow: 'Touchdown!' said Fred as, with a slight bump, they hit the ground.
Lots where those came from...but later..
Its no denying the fact that most of us got teary eyes if not fully cried when fred died, it came as a shock.The mere thought of twins not being together was impossibly sad and terrible.well we wont deny it, we cried.i was unable to read any further when that happened.seriously the lines the impression of his last smile was still on his face when he fell or something like that.they still make me feel all weird when i think about them like i just witnessed it or somethin.
Fred was an awesome character and should not have died we all agree on that i think [and who dont, kindly go and soak ur head in the toilet that where u belong anyway!] his death was really tragic and yeah im not gonna be one of those twitars way tht they hate Stephenie Meyer for hurting edward cullan,Fred wealey was jk Rowling character and it was good that she killed someone or other wise the book whud hav been too happily ever after for my taste but that doesn't change the fact that i really loved Fred Weasley,but why him??? anyone but him !!!
man,Fred and George were like the most awesome people in hp series....well come to think of it the author killed almost all the cool ppl....
well,maybe im cursed...
Anyway no matter how long itl be that the series has come to an end..fread will always remain alive in our hearts....forever and ever !!!
HEAR HEAR !!!!