Tuesday, December 22, 2009

EDWARD CULLEN VS JACOB BLACK!!!









VS









EDWARD:
-stalks you
-tells u he doesnt love u n whn he cumz back say y did u believe me in the first plc?
-too whiny
-used to curl up in a ball
-possesive
-sucidal
-hav no visible abs
-sparkles in sunlight (thts just plain unnatural..vampires dont do tht)
-can read everyone thoughts...which is realy annoyin....ur thought r personal n no one not even tht pretty boy edward cullen has a right to read thm-is too white!!....which kind givs me the creeps!!
-has learned all the lines of romeo and juliet by heart!!
-if u go on a date wid him only u will b eating...which will be kinda awkward for u....well for me it will surely be!!
-secretly wants to drink ur blood (even if hes resisting its still kinda umm i dunoo freaky)
-tries to stop you when u want to see your best friend!!... (boyfriend or no boyfriend....best friends always cumz first)
-stares at you from your window...and when he tells u bout it he says "dont feel self concsious"
-likes girls who act like their damsel in distress cuz he constantly needs to prove himself of his manliness!!..cuz otherwise edward is as manly as a unicorn!
-puts you under survielance and never goes away...and whn he does he starts cryin!
-is hard and cold....i mean his body .

JACOB:
-is witty
-does not sparkle (thnk god)
-he was there for bella whn edward ditched her
-has awesome body!
-has an awesome sense of humour
-has the coolest group of friends!! (unlike ed who's friends are all couples which btw r realy borin well except emmet)
-is adventorous
-can turn into a furry werewolf =D
-does not treat bella like she is in need of a constant guidance
-did i mention hes just too hot!!!!!!
-has an awesome hairdo!!...not like ed which look like a bird nest
-eats normal food!!...
-does not want to kill you
-he fights for the girl he loves
-he has a pulse
-he isnt a bloodsucker
-he is an amazing friend
-he doesnt give up that easily
-he runs around half naked all the time...
-he looks damn good withouta shirt
-he is not a stalker!!
-is not 100 yr older thn bella!!...
-loves to hav fun
-can fix nythin
-loves to chat!
-is easy goin and charmin!
-is hyper all the time..in a good way!

*THE ONLY GOOD POINT BOUT EDWARD IS THAT HES SUPER RICH!!
**THE ONLY NEGATIVE POINT BOUT JACOB IS THAT HE IMPRINTED ON BELLAS DAUGHTER...CUZ THT WAS CREEPY!!

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