WHY OH WHY WOULD YOU MAKE BREAKING DAWN MOVIE IN TWO PARTS?

When I heard that Harry Potter and the deathly hallows were going to be made in 2 parts, I was actually happy. 'cause you know the 7th book has a lot of important information that couldn't be cut out easily.
But when I heard that Stephenie Meyers wanted "breaking dawn" to be made in 2 parts too, I was WTH! Honestly why are they making it in 2 parts? 
Was the vampires showing off their power  throughout the book so freaking important that they couldn't sum it up in one movie???

"I am down. I wanna do it. The story absolutely warrants two films. It would be a six-month shoot if we made two movies back-to-back, compared to a three-month shoot. It would be much more satisfying to do two films, because we wouldn't have to drop so much of the story; it wouldn't be like, 'Well, we didn't get to do this scene, this scene or this scene.' You'd get less of that — which would be good."
Actress Kristen Stewart

THE OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY!!!

Oxymoron; two contradictory words used together,
for example, deafening silence and alone together.
oxymorons are found every where,everyone notices them,anyone who has seen an episode of 'sheep in the big city' does anyway.
everyone who notices an oxymoron tends to point it out immediately,since its fun to do so, oh all right we do that but still...
anyway, even we were fooled this time, we didn't realize the biggest oxymoron was tossed around endlessly in front of our very eyes.
yes , we are talking about a book series and its movie that has been the center of attention for a while now.
so there fore before i reveal the biggest oxymoron, i might thank the author for giving it to us.
so, thanks Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us such a good one.
its due to her we might see this oxymoron in the new edited version of the great book of oxymoron.
so i here by reveal and say the great one for the first time here on our blog.
(caution: we're making history here)

"SPARKLING VAMPIRE"

PS: we might as well give it an critic choice award now: well have to do it later anyway.

The award of ''the biggest oxymoron of the century'' goes to,
a sparkling vampire!!!!

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TUG-OF-WAR!

Now i have always bin the person who admires a great art whether it may be in a form of writing or paint and I whole heartedly agree with Meg cabot character "mel" from the novel guy next door that Stephen king is definitely this century writer...i mean cmon dude! tht guy is a freaking genius! and no doubt his comparison between stephenie meyer and jk rowling made me admire him more.... saying that both authors were "speaking directly to young people". "The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good," he told an interviewer from USA Weekend.
And by god is he right or what? I noe i noe all you twihards(who named u guys twihards btw? does nybody find tht name funny or is it just me!?) are gona jump in rage (so wht else is new?) about how jealous that guy is for sayin tht heinous comment.
bcuz obvsly a guy who has sold over 350 million copies not to mention the numerous awards he has won will get jealous by a person who has sold 50 million copies....

Seriously guys use some common sense...and stop making a fool out of urself!

xoxo


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STEPHENIE MEYER.

"Dear Edward and Jacob: i adore you both. But I'm spending the weekend with Jace. Sorry!"
-Stephanie Meyer


HMMM, LETS SEE.WELL,
I CAN ONLY DEDUCE ONE THING FROM THIS QUOTE.
AND ITS THAT WE MIGHT AFTER ALL HAVE AN IDEA WHAT BOOK SERIES IS GOING TO BE COPIED BY MEYER, AFTER THE VAMPIRE DIARIES.(FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MEYER IS SAYING, LET ME EXPLAIN; JACE IS JACE WAYLAND FROM THE SERIES MORTAL INSTRUMENTS)
WELL LETS JUST HOPE THAT UNLIKE L.J SMITH, CASSANDRA CLARE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING TO STOP THIS.
LESS VIOLENT PEOPLE WOULD NATURALLY SUGGEST PEACEFULLY SUEING HER , BUT US WHO ARE SICK OF HER HEINOUS ATTEMPTS TO WRITE NOVELS ( WITH GAY SPARKLING, GOOD FOR NOTHING VAMPIRES) WOULD SUGGEST , WELL SIMPLY TERMINATING HER. IM AFRAID THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION LEFT.!!!!


burn !!!!!



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kristen stewart & robert pattinson!

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ANNOYING COUPLE ON-SCREEN & OFF-SCREEN GOES TO.....
KRISTEN STEWART &
ROBERT PATTINSON
A.K.A EDWARD AND BELLA!

VAMPIRE DIARIES RULES, TWIHARDS GO TO HELL !!!

why is that when jumper came out j.k rowling sued the mvie on just a hunch that the idea of apparation was stolen, and when a book became a international seller, the writer from whom the whole story was stolen didn't do ANYTHING.???
we hav prooved that twlight is just a stolen idea, the original is the best !!!
vampire diaries cant be compared to twilight, its like comparing harry potter with the stupid fan fictions people write.
vampire diaries came out in 1991 and twilight in 2005.
even if we assume for a second that twilight isnt a rip off, ppl still compare the two...
really???? man thats the most stupidest thing ive ever heard.
twilight can never be like vampire diaries.
even stefan salvatore is better then those sparkly cullans... and Damon ..oh dude damon whud rip those sparkles off n kill thm in a min....
VAMPIRE DIARIES RULES !!!!

TWILIGHT, A CHEAP RIP OFF OF VAMPIRE DIARIES????

Tv series of vampire dairies came out,i just saw the firs four episodes the thot ill read the books first, well, i downloaded them and started reading, the more i read the more i felt ive read this kind of thing somewhere, until i realized that this all had already happend in the twilight saga....i checked the publishing date of vampire diaries which to my utter shock turned out to be 1991 !!!!!! the publishing date of twilight saga is 2005 !!!

i felt like whf???? seriously i would never have believed it if some else had told me this but unfortunately it was me who discovered this !!!

Twilight saga, a international best seller written by Stephenie Meyer is a total rip off....

all the main ideas that Meyer passes off as hers are actually stolen from a 1991 book series called vampire dairies written by L.J Smith.the only idead that meyer produced herself was tht vampires sparkle [yea thanx Meyer,dont know what we whud hav done without the vampires sparkling]And the onyl thing tht didnt make sence in vampire diaries is how did elena come back from dead, whick im sure will be explained later in the next two parts tht are still to be published.but the flaws in twilight ,,!! sheesh

Dont belive me ????

You can read the book your self but ill give you some proofs here anyway.

TWILIGHT SAGA

• In Twilight edward attended high school, although no reason for this is given,its really wierd that a vampire attends school.

• Edward cullan was such a nice guy,he cudnt hurt anyone, damsel in distress were his weakness.

• Edward goes against the natural instincts,he doesn't drink human blood, or kill people.

• Edward Saves bella once,saves her honor..lol

• Doesn't want her to become one of them,he thinks he will take away her soul in doing that pr curse her to eternal damnation or whatever.

• Edward is filthy rich.

• has some kind of indescribable attraction for bella,he lusts for her blood the most, but he doesn't want to hurt her therefor avoids her completely
  

• Obviously when he avoided her she felt that he doesnt like her very much.there was misunderstanding between them that he hated her .

• Edward loved her like hell but couldn't show it,

• when he first got in the school he had to dazzle his way in,since he dazzled everyone according to meyer...

• Edward is very old fashioned and desent looking, i.e doesnt like showing off,[ as if bringing a shiny Volvo didnt count].

• Edward propsed to bella to marry him after graduation.
• Edward sparkles in sunlight,thats why they cant go in sunlight,just evening is fine...
• Werewolves come in the series..!!! are a vital part as well.
  

• Edward could read minds.

VAMPIRE DIARIES

• Stefan Salvatore went to school,well,not because of the reasons Edward Cullan did which were none. spoiler alert but Stefan came to church's fell because of Kathrine,she made him come !!!
  

• Stefan was a really nice guy, helped the one in need.

• Couldn't hurt people,he just drank blood n left thm alone to live.

• Stefan saved Elena once too, when Tyler attacked her.

• Didnt want her to ahve to live like him ,always hidden.

• Was Rich as well
  

• Elena was so much alike Katherine so he felt attracted towards her but he avoided her for her own good.

• Damon was the Jacob black...

• When he avoided her she felt that he hated her,only she wasn't a freak like bella.

• Stefan is very decent looking and handsomely old fashioned.

• Stefan could feel minds,their presence and nature of thoughts,

• Stefan proposed to Elena to marry him after graduation.
• vampires cant go in the sunlight,well they can but they need a special talisman to protect thm,but light hurt thm even with a jewel.
• werewolves come in the story.
  

• he could make people do stuff with just one look [see:Edward dazzled ppl]

See?

God how could she get away with something like that????

And just for the record Vampire diaries is way better ,cuz original stuff is always better....

EDWARD CULLEN VS JACOB BLACK!!!

VS









EDWARD:
-stalks you
-tells u he doesnt love u n whn he cumz back say y did u believe me in the first plc?
-too whiny
-used to curl up in a ball
-possesive
-sucidal
-hav no visible abs
-sparkles in sunlight (thts just plain unnatural..vampires dont do tht)
-can read everyone thoughts...which is realy annoyin....ur thought r personal n no one not even tht pretty boy edward cullen has a right to read thm-is too white!!....which kind givs me the creeps!!
-has learned all the lines of romeo and juliet by heart!!
-if u go on a date wid him only u will b eating...which will be kinda awkward for u....well for me it will surely be!!
-secretly wants to drink ur blood (even if hes resisting its still kinda umm i dunoo freaky)
-tries to stop you when u want to see your best friend!!... (boyfriend or no boyfriend....best friends always cumz first)
-stares at you from your window...and when he tells u bout it he says "dont feel self concsious"
-likes girls who act like their damsel in distress cuz he constantly needs to prove himself of his manliness!!..cuz otherwise edward is as manly as a unicorn!
-puts you under survielance and never goes away...and whn he does he starts cryin!
-is hard and cold....i mean his body .

JACOB:
-is witty
-does not sparkle (thnk god)
-he was there for bella whn edward ditched her
-has awesome body!
-has an awesome sense of humour
-has the coolest group of friends!! (unlike ed who's friends are all couples which btw r realy borin well except emmet)
-is adventorous
-can turn into a furry werewolf =D
-does not treat bella like she is in need of a constant guidance
-did i mention hes just too hot!!!!!!
-has an awesome hairdo!!...not like ed which look like a bird nest
-eats normal food!!...
-does not want to kill you
-he fights for the girl he loves
-he has a pulse
-he isnt a bloodsucker
-he is an amazing friend
-he doesnt give up that easily
-he runs around half naked all the time...
-he looks damn good withouta shirt
-he is not a stalker!!
-is not 100 yr older thn bella!!...
-loves to hav fun
-can fix nythin
-loves to chat!
-is easy goin and charmin!
-is hyper all the time..in a good way!

*THE ONLY GOOD POINT BOUT EDWARD IS THAT HES SUPER RICH!!
**THE ONLY NEGATIVE POINT BOUT JACOB IS THAT HE IMPRINTED ON BELLAS DAUGHTER...CUZ THT WAS CREEPY!!

A SPARKLY MASOCHISTIC VAMPIRE OR A FUN TO BE WITH WOLF ???

Edward cullan. Just the name makes me wanna hurl. Well people say that we are wrong to hate poor poor Edward like that and supporting TEAM JACOB, is to them, a very wrong thing indeed. Well let me just say one thing.

EDWARD CULLAN SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU NIMRODS SAY.!!!!!

Now well I am glad that's said and out of the way,

Lets get to the accusation ppl hav imposed on us !!!...

why would you choose jacob over Edward.????

well, if you people can live in an continous torture of his surveillance on you, be my guest..!!!!

seriously, how can you ... I mean if the guy i love or whatever ''banned'' my meeting my best friend i would say buh bye now!!! I emphasize on the word ''ban'' since edward did not suggest her meeting jacob less due to his being a werewolf, he impossed a ban on her, he actually forbid her to meet him, yeah he did not say that directly but people if the guy has put his sister incharge that you dnt meet your bestfriend when he cant watch over you himself...sorry to burst your bubble but THATS IMPOSING SOMTHING!!!!! bella being the freaky lil wierdo she is, did not see that..yeah she ran and all but she went all oh sorry edward afterwards...

heres an idea KICK HIS ASS !!!!!

yeah u dnt got the guts...thought so...!!!!

plus seriously tell me???

would you go to the guy whos all freaky and has memorized all romeo lines by heart ???

or the guy who owns an awesme motorcycle, laughs with you, and comes to bail you out from freaky vampire sister and yells ''run bella run''..????

The choise is yours.....im just helping you HATE EDWARD...!!

gee,didnt give you much choice there ,did i?

Well,not my fault you like a freaky sparkly masochistic vampire whos a constant emabrassment to vampire kind..!!!!!

whats that i hear???......oh yeah thats VLAD PUKING !!!!!

EDWARD CULLAN THE STALKER...

Edward cullan is cute..i get it ok !!!!....Edward cullan may be described as inhumanly beautiful and maybe shiny but lets not get carried away and forget his actions...agreed that he was psycho lover who would die for bella [ and not just metaphorically speaking] ...but loving someone to death and being creepy are two different things that people in eds case mix up....in first book after their first date or whatever when theyr in bellas kitchen and Edward confesses that he tried to keep away from her but the day she said his name in her sleep he couldn't keep away knowing that she liked him too ...woah woah woah...back up a little will you...said his name in her sleep???? oh right he confesses again that he used to watch her sleep every night since he didn't have much to do !!!....stalker much !!!!..i mean then when bellas gets really freaked out and feels awkward that she speaks in her sleep Mr Edward says ''dont be self conscious'' ...umm excuse me//?? now mr creep town sheriff blames her???....shes the one who shouldn't feel self conscious ??/ seriously if a guy saz something like that to me i would karate chop him right there !!! first u stalk her then say its her who shouldn't feel conscious ??? man hez weird !!!

NEW MOON ,a crime against vampires.

I watched the movie and all the time during i had to pause again and again because i was laughing so hard .Setting aside the fact that the movie was once again a total disappointment.It was infact the worst adaptations i have ever seen apart from the first part offcourse,the first part was equally unbearable,
okay apart from the usual insults of the series,
DID ANYONE APART FROM ME NOTICE HOW FREAKY ROBERT PATINSON LOOKED ??????
if u didnt notice it then not to worry,
the next time you watch the movie and im sure the fans out there sure will, look closely at the scene where Alice shows Alec that bellas going to be a vampire in the future...look closely at the scene and you will see that edward is running in the medow sparkling and running in slow motion ...seriously it was like the only thing remaining was him going lalalalalal like little red riding hood,remember when i said i had to pause to laugh? yeah this was one of those scenes !!!!
new moon was one of my fav book in the whole saga as there was no Edward until the end because seriosuly jacob is really hot in the mvie and in the book.but i cant deny with long hair even jacon looks like a man who had been residing in the woods all his life and is seeing civilization for the first time..!!!
we give the movie 3/10 *

* that three is just because of Jacob being really cute !!!!

STALKER ALERT!!!!!

Edward Cullan is a stalker....uve gotta be blind not to see it...

90 YRS!!!!

I think we know what edward cullen has been doin for the past 90 years...hes bin memorising wuthering heights and romeo and juliet...i mean he is the only person i know who would qoute romeo and juliet on thinkin that hes dead!!!!....
Thats why we say edward is a phyco....

BAD ACTING...

Twilight director loves the O.C and bad actors !!!

Cathrine hardwick loves the o.c,so it seems,i mean as much as i hated the movie twilight i could see that,first Rosalie hale is the sadie Campbell in the o.c [Nicky reed] then comes jasper hale the Justin guy who's in love with Kaitlyn cooper [Jackson rathbone ] seriously ppl come on, wait a min there's more, then comes the mighty hunter who wants Bella dead yes James [cam gigandet] hes the guy in the o.c known as Kevin volchok...dude Cathrine a word of advice next time you plan to make novel into badly directed crappy movies HOLD AUDITIONS and don't favor the actors from a teen series...first you put a bearly bearable novel into completely unbearable movie and then you cast all the crappy teen stars you could find,yes people i consider ur precious Edward starring Robert pattinson a crappy actor too,he played Cedric digory good ohkhay i get it,he even got looks ohkhay i get it,but dude he is SO not a good actor he cant even speak properly ,that is maybe because of his English accent converted to an american one for the movie but trust me when i say this Robert aint no Hugh laurie,he sucks big time, if Edward existed after maybe curling up into a ball and giving himself to misery for a hell lotta time he whud hav tried to kill him self [agian] yes !! that's how bad the casting and direction was....i hate Robert pattinsons acting sue me....

twilight scenes criticism

As i have explained before that twilight series though it is entertaining is full of awkward moments and i also said that we'll go by one scene at a time and criticize all of them !! because we do what we do best...


EDWARD CULLAN THE STALKER...

edward cullan is cute..i get it ok !!!!....edward cullan may be described as inhumanly beautiful and maybe shiney but lets not get carried away and forget his actions...agreed that he was psycho lover who whud die for bella [ and not just metaphorically speaking] ...but loving someone to death and being creepy are two different things that people in eds case mix up....in first book after their first date or whatever when they r in bellas kitchen and edward confesses that he tried to keep away from her but the day she said his name in her sleep he couldn't keep away knowing that she liked him too ...woah woah woah...back up a little will you...said his name in her sleep???? oh right he confesses agin that he used to watch her sleep every night since he didnt hav much to do !!!....stalker much !!!!..i mean then when bellas gets really freaked out and feels awkward that she speaks in her sleep mr edward says ''dont be self conscious'' ...umm excuse me?? now mr creep town sheriff blames her???....shes the one who shudnt feel self conscious ?? seriously if a guy saz something like that to me i whud karate chop him right there !!! first u stalk her then say its her who shudnt feel conscious ??? man hez wierd !!!

Introduction !!!

Twilight is a four book saga written by Stephenie Meyer...the book is good read but the hero is kind of freaky...Edward Cullan i mean hes vampire but a good one lives on animal blood and falls in love with a mortal Bella swan..the book revolves around that relationship...the weird thing is that Edward although hes really cute and rich and handsome is quite freaky..and we find certain scenes awkward rather then cute...we made section dedicated to twilight and wer gonna go through each of those awkward scenes and make fun of them and criticize them..believe me those scenes ARE weird...fans are most welcome to disagree and people who agree with us are welcome to criticize with us....