Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Fifty Shades Of Grey by E.L James : A Review.

Fifty Shades Of Grey By E L James
"When literature student Anastasia Steele is drafted to interview the successful young entrepreneur Christian Grey for her campus magazine, she finds him attractive, enigmatic and intimidating. Convinced their meeting went badly, she tries to put Grey out of her mind - until he happens to turn up at the out-of-town hardware store where she works part-time.

The unworldly, innocent Ana is shocked to realize she wants this man, and when he warns her to keep her distance it only makes her more desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her - but on his own terms. "

Cristian Grey; " I'm fifty shades of messed up , Anastasia" ,
 No Cristian don't be so hard on yourself, this WHOLE BOOK is fifty shades of messed up!!!!

There are many books that fall in various categories, like the ones you read just once even though you loved them, some you read all the time, some you read just once and forget, some you read in secret and never tell others you've read them more then once. This book I'm afraid falls in the category of the ones who make the reader want to die a horrible, bloody, horrendous death when your reading.

For one the story is well, to put it mildly STUPID!! The characters are plain hollow tubes, the main girl has no self respect ( but that could be part of her character, maybe) But the biggest thing is that the writing is undecipherable.its really hard to distinguish who's saying what!! And the mails are just preposterous. The author kept changing the format of the mails and the thoughts sometimes seemed as part of the mails. Talking of thoughts, it would have been better if Anastasia DID NOT think at all!! It was stupid!! and her "inner goddess" so to speak, ought to have fell into a ditch and died as her presence was only annoying and nothing else ( like everything else was not a nuisance??? ).

I'm sorry but this book is disgusting and only thing more annoying about it are the perverted guys who cant wait for its movie to come out lolll!!!

i rate this book NO STARS because that would be an insult to stars!!