TRANSFORMERS 2, REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (that pants may never get dirty)

Okay, first let me get this straight, i love that movie and enjoy it immensely. used to watch the cartoons while i was growing up and everything.

okay so that out of the way, i was actually watching it again n i noticed something...

wait let me give the award first then explain..:P

Okay , so the award goes to MEGAN FOX,

for having the ...

''MAGICAL WHITE PANTS THAT NEVER GET DIRTY''

FACEBOOK PAGE!!!

We'r honored to announce that we now officially have a facebook page by the name of
"we critics"
It shall be manged by us and it will be legen..wait for it..dary
LEGENDARY..lolz

the link to the page is :

http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Critics/149944661695077

Hope you like it!!!!

XOXO

Fariha and Aisha.

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CANT WAIT!!!!

Vampire Diaries: the return; midnight will be released on 15 march 2011.
The Mortal Instruments : the city of fallen angels will be released on 5 April 2011.

Enough is enough you know!!!
this is serious business, i mean some of us are actually dying to read them!!! so come on people, and get on with publishing them already!!!!!

*crosses the day off on the calender*

Vampire Diaries publication date isn't even confirmed yet(the horror, the horror)
so whats the point crossing off days!!! but it at least gives me something to do!!!
I seriously cant wait!!!
THE AGONY!!!!

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INCEPTION ENDING (SPOILER ALERT)

So almost everyone has seen the amazing Inception .. and like us many of you will be wondering about the ending "whether the totem fell down or not" in simple word if Cob is back in reality or still stuck in dream world. after having a very looonnnggg debate on this subject with different people i have come to the conclusion that cob cam back to reality
how you ask
-well for the starters cob is always wearing a wedding ring when he is in a dreamworld (in dreams he is still together wid Mal) and he wasn't wearing it in the end

IS RACISM AGAINST MUSLIM ACCEPTABLE??

why is that when someone says something against Jews or the holocaust in America they can get arrested for it but when they say something against our religion,Islam, its considered as freedom of speech?
I should clarify for all the people out there who might get the wrong meaning from the above statement that am NOT against Jews but i am against racism!
I was reading an article in time magazine a few weeks back about the controversy of building a mosque near ground zero. I did some research on this topic and was flabbergasted(Well not realy since i already know your opinion about Muslims) to see that half of the comments were kinda like this

THE CUTEST COUPLE ON TV!!!!

THE AWARD FOR BEING,


''THE CUTEST COUPLE ON TV''


GOES TO....
YES ,

CHANDLER AND MONICA !!!!

CAVE AGE , what happned????

We unfortunately cannot tell or state with evidence what a prehistoric man aka cavemen looked or behaved like. It is only with small artifacts,cave paintings and the sheer imaginative predictability of a human mind that we can tell how they might have acted in different situations.

Due to no recorded data(except a few artifacts found scattered and cave paintings) one can only use his imagination to think how a man who is so new to everything might act, for even a touch of wind gust is new to him .we can imagine that being a human the cavemen also had curiosity, we cannot deny that they would have even tried to lick or bite a rock if they got their hands on one while trying to quench the strange feeling they had in their stomach now modernly named as hunger, because its only human to experiment with our senses when we find something completely alien to us.

A land so foreign and frightening to them, that the cavemen tried to find a safe haven within which they could dwell for a time period without having a heart attack, which i might add also would have been new to them .the only place they felt save was when they wandered upon a small opening in the mountains, off course it was after sometime that they entered it because a gaping black hole in an unknown place is not considered safe even now in the modern times, again one can only use his or her imagination on what might have happened and caused the caveman to enter it, an animal or even a thunder perhaps.

NEED FOR EDUCATION!

Reading about my heritage actualy makes me sad, yes i know my heritage is awesome! i mean come on i come from a line of muslims scholars, whos works in arts , literature and science were exceptional and ofcourse without their work the world as we know would not have existed, for example Muhammad ibn Musa Khwarizmi who is known for his renowned book "Calculation with Hindu Numerals". khwarizmi is often known as the father of algebra for his fundemental contribution in the field. Then theres Ibn-e-battuta, the great muslim traveller and scholar. The example of muslim contribution in science and arts are countless!. Our fathers made contributions in geography, astronomy, medicine and what not. Yes there is absolutely no doubt that our forefathers were bloody brilliant!!

MUST WATCH SITCOMS!!!

If you have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good joke then the following sitcoms are a must!!
(note: the list is not ordered in ranking)

THE OXYMORON OF THE CENTURY!!!

Oxymoron; two contradictory words used together,
for example, deafening silence and alone together.
oxymorons are found every where,everyone notices them,anyone who has seen an episode of 'sheep in the big city' does anyway.
everyone who notices an oxymoron tends to point it out immediately,since its fun to do so, oh all right we do that but still...
anyway, even we were fooled this time, we didn't realize the biggest oxymoron was tossed around endlessly in front of our very eyes.
yes , we are talking about a book series and its movie that has been the center of attention for a while now.
so there fore before i reveal the biggest oxymoron, i might thank the author for giving it to us.
so, thanks Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us such a good one.
its due to her we might see this oxymoron in the new edited version of the great book of oxymoron.
so i here by reveal and say the great one for the first time here on our blog.
(caution: we're making history here)

"SPARKLING VAMPIRE"

PS: we might as well give it an critic choice award now: well have to do it later anyway.

The award of ''the biggest oxymoron of the century'' goes to,
a sparkling vampire!!!!

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LIST OF MUST READ BOOK SERIES !!!

If you love reading and immensely enjoy reading a good book, then these series are a must read for you, although if your are one of those people, you might have already read these.
this list includes series of only the following genre : thriller, suspense,YA,supernatural and awesome.
(note: these list is not ordered in ranking)

• Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
• Mortal instruments series by Cassandra Clare
• Hunger games trilogy by Suzanna Collins
• Mediator series by Meg Cabot
• Vampire dairies by L.J Smith
• Deptford mice trilogy by Robin Jarvis
• Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams

now the series which should be handled with great care( as they have the tendency to manipulate people into liking the wrong things) by those who have a weaker set of mind or are just new ones into the world of reading.:

• Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer*

* oh yea! i went there!

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JUST REALIZED IT ....

i was watching Dr horrible's sing along blog (again!!) and i just realized that we still havent ( oh universe forgive us for we have sinned..lolz) done a single post on Neil Patrick Harris. oh wait we have done one post but its hardly enough, i mean the guy is awesome, or should we say (as barney stinson whould anyway.) legen...wait for it dary..legendary!!!
what is there that he cant do? and not just do but do it perfectly: sing? act? and be really cute? for he has proven that he can do all of them.
the only thing remaining is offcourse his gayness ( oh yea, cuz that was the only hurdle between him and us). about which i might reluctantly admit ,we cant do anything about.
so we, hereby do the honers,

THE AWARD OF :

"MAKING EVERYTHING MORE AWESOME THEN IT WAS BEFORE, JUST BY BEING IN IT"

GOES TO,
WELL WHO ELSE,

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS !!!!

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TUG-OF-WAR!

Now i have always bin the person who admires a great art whether it may be in a form of writing or paint and I whole heartedly agree with Meg cabot character "mel" from the novel guy next door that Stephen king is definitely this century writer...i mean cmon dude! tht guy is a freaking genius! and no doubt his comparison between stephenie meyer and jk rowling made me admire him more.... saying that both authors were "speaking directly to young people". "The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good," he told an interviewer from USA Weekend.
And by god is he right or what? I noe i noe all you twihards(who named u guys twihards btw? does nybody find tht name funny or is it just me!?) are gona jump in rage (so wht else is new?) about how jealous that guy is for sayin tht heinous comment.
bcuz obvsly a guy who has sold over 350 million copies not to mention the numerous awards he has won will get jealous by a person who has sold 50 million copies....

Seriously guys use some common sense...and stop making a fool out of urself!

xoxo


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STEPHENIE MEYER.

"Dear Edward and Jacob: i adore you both. But I'm spending the weekend with Jace. Sorry!"
-Stephanie Meyer


HMMM, LETS SEE.WELL,
I CAN ONLY DEDUCE ONE THING FROM THIS QUOTE.
AND ITS THAT WE MIGHT AFTER ALL HAVE AN IDEA WHAT BOOK SERIES IS GOING TO BE COPIED BY MEYER, AFTER THE VAMPIRE DIARIES.(FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MEYER IS SAYING, LET ME EXPLAIN; JACE IS JACE WAYLAND FROM THE SERIES MORTAL INSTRUMENTS)
WELL LETS JUST HOPE THAT UNLIKE L.J SMITH, CASSANDRA CLARE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING TO STOP THIS.
LESS VIOLENT PEOPLE WOULD NATURALLY SUGGEST PEACEFULLY SUEING HER , BUT US WHO ARE SICK OF HER HEINOUS ATTEMPTS TO WRITE NOVELS ( WITH GAY SPARKLING, GOOD FOR NOTHING VAMPIRES) WOULD SUGGEST , WELL SIMPLY TERMINATING HER. IM AFRAID THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION LEFT.!!!!


burn !!!!!



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PHINEAS AND FERB.

IN OUR OPINION, DISNEY'S BEST SHOW (IN CARTOONS ), IS ONLY PHINEAS AND FERB. THE SHOW IS SIMPLY OUTSTANDING, CUTE LOVABLE AND FUNNY ON THE LEVEL OF GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY ( AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING).
THE SHOW HAS THE BEST VILLAIN IN IT; DR DOOFENSHMIRTZ.
HE CRACKS AND MAKE THE MOST FUNNY EVIL PLANS EVER.
THE SONGS OF THE EPISODES ARE SIMPLY AMAZING AS WELL, SEEING THE HISTORY OF DISNEY'S MOST CRAPPY SONGS PRODUCTIONS EVER, THEY ARE QUITE ABOVE THAT REPUTATION ACTUALLY.
SO THEREFORE WHOMEVER CONSTITUTES THE TEAM BEHIND THAT OUTSTANDING SHOW DESERVES MORE APPRECIATION, AS STAYING UNDER DISNEY PRODUCTIONS THEY HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A PRETTY AWESOME SHOW. !!!

KEEP ON ROCKIN ON !!!!



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THIS IS TO SHOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS... WE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH COCO!!!!....=D

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mortal instruments...

THE HONOR OF ..

''COULD BE DAMON SALVTORES TWIN''

GOES TO...

JACE WAYLAND ..

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AWESOMEST & FUNNIEST SHOW EVER GOES TO....


KENAN AND KEL!!!!!

SMALLVILLE

THE GIRLFRIEND BECOMES THE MOTHER !!!!
ANNETTE O TOODLE, (MARTHA KENT) IN SMALLVILLE 2001 IS THE MOTHER OF CLARK KENT,
IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE WAS ONCE HIS GIRLFRIEND I.E LANA LANG, SHE PLAYED LANA LANG IN 1983 SUPERMAN 3....AND NOW IN SMALLVILLE SERIES LANA LANG IS KISTIN KRUEK AND MARTHA IS THE EX GRILFRIEND ANNETTE O TOODLE....WEIRD REALLY REALLY WEIRD !!!!

smallville soundtracks....

THE AWARD OF HAVING....

''BEST SOUND TRACKS ''

GOES TO

SMALLVILLE!!!

VAMPIRE DIARIES SERIES

this is a very important question..
it will explain your intellect, your way of thinking and your personalities deep down...
so tell us...

what would you prefer to be called by your guy????

MY LITTLE LOVELY LOVE
or
MY PRINCESS OF DARKNESS

the choice is yours...
choose wisely...

FREEDOM OF SPEECH,WHEN IS IT TOO MUCH !?!?!?!!

okay we get that freedom of speech is something that is very much valued by the western society, but when does it reach the point tht it starts to hurt other people???
There is a difference between freedom of speech and common sense. Though it seems like these days common sense is a foreign concept to the western world!
The strongly i believe that freedom of speech is important i also sometimes believe that practicing it may hurt other people,
what happened or is suppose to happen today on 20 may is not something to be proud of, cuz it is not freedom of speech.
you people may find this hard to believe but this whole world does not significantly revolve around you. You say freedom of speech is everything and we agree, you go and [naozunbillah] draw pictures of our holy prophet [s.a.w] that I m afraid to say we cannot agree on,
you make fun of us, you call us deprived of freedom, you call Muslims terrorists, you deliberately hold us at airports to thoroughly check our luggage again and again, we take it quietly, but if you thought that this was also gonna be taken quietly you were sadly mistaken. there is a limit to everything.
by doing this you did not only show ur real self but also how the so called neutral ppl are also biased in reality.
yes the group tht started this draw day was some other people but if face book constantly ignored the reports against tht group fb only showed its neutrality was biased after all !!!!!!
you people though celebrating your south parks 200th episode by making fun of Muslims holy prophet was funny? we have a news for you, IT WASN'T, it was dumb, racist,insolent,insufferably narcissistic!!!!
world i again mention does not revolve around you !!! i may also very much happily inform you that in out country Facebook is now banned for an unannounced time!!! this is causing you millions of dollars and we couldn't be happier !!!!

P.S.... on another note we all hope you curl up and die in a sewer !!!!!

THE PRINCE OF TROY, PARIS , A

THE AWARD OF

''BEING THE BIGGEST JACKASS EVER''

YESS YOUVE GUESSED IT....

PRINCE PARIS OF TROY...

HE STARTED THE WHOLE WAR JUST CUZ HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY GUTS TO MAN UP.!!!
DIE PARIS DIE !!!!

SIMON COWELL GONE SOFT?!?

I remember the time when we used get all excited just cuz american idol audition were starting. Its not like we were gona participate or anything..it was just tht Simon cowell insults were plain awesome!...the way he criticized everyone and crushed their hopes of bcumn a huge start was just too good to miss!!!....but it seem that our big bad wolf has grown a soft spot over the year!...his insult arent as rude or offensive as they used to be...they are just plain BORING now!....
yea yea we know he more sensitive to other people feelings n blah blah...but simon and sensitivity dont go together!!!..its like Simon was born to criticize and by becoming soft hes just ignoring the awesome talent he posess!!...i just hope he snaps out if this phase fast!!

SHERLOCK HOLMES

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING DETECTIVE GOES TO ....YES TO THE ONE AND ONLY...
SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!

CONAN O BRIEN

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING TALK SHOW HOST EVER GOES TO.....THE ONE AND ONLY....
CONAN O BRIEN
YES SIR NO ONE CAN TAKE HIS PLACE!!..

CONAN O BRIEN

THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO SHOW THAT TONIGHT SHOW IS NOTHING WITHOUT
CONAN O BRIEN

NBC HAS LOST THEIR MOST AMAZING TALK SHOW HOST EVER!!....

CONAN O BRIEN

hiro nakamura

THE AWARD OF HAVING...
''THE CATCHIEST CATCH PHRASE''

GOES TO,

HIRO NAKAMURA'S

''YATTA!!!''

HARRY POTTER...

THE AWARD OF BEING ...

''THE MOST ADDICTIVE AND BEST SERIES EVER''

GOES TO....

QUITE OBVIOUSLY,

HARRY POTTER

Sheldon cooper

THE AWARD OF HAVING...

''THE MOST CREEPY SMILE OF A VERY CUTE GEEK''

GOES TOO...

ONE AND ONLY...

SHELDON COOPER

kristen stewart & robert pattinson!

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST ANNOYING COUPLE ON-SCREEN & OFF-SCREEN GOES TO.....
KRISTEN STEWART &
ROBERT PATTINSON
A.K.A EDWARD AND BELLA!

king julian

THE AWARD FOR THE "MOST SELF OBSSESSED AND YET THE CUTEST KING" AWARD GOES TO....

KING JULIAN

NICK JONAS AS NEXT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??

WTF!! was my first reaction to this heinous news!!!!...i just had to grab my computer and confirm it if nick jonas actually believes he is the next justin timberlake!!
and guess what its true!!...tht curly haired kiddo actually thinks hes the next justin timberlake
i noe their group got the biggest fanbase....but cmon! justin timberlake???
there is NO comparison btw these two!!
firstly justin doesnt sound like hes choking while he sings (schoking)
secondly justin is just way tooo hot!!....
sorry nick but ur so not the next justin timberlake!!! =D

PRINCESS DIARIES

THE AWARD FOR "LES RIP OUT MOST OF THE PAGES OF THE BOOK AND MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF WHAT WE GOT" GOES TO
NONE OTHER THAN
THE PRINCESS DIARIES

LORD OF THE RINGS

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST AMAZING
BOOK EVER GOES TO ...YES THE ONE AND ONLY
THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY!!!

ttyl...ttyn

THE AWARD FOR THE MOST POINTLESS AND STUPID BOOK EVER GOES TO.....

TTYL ND TTFN BY LAUREN MYRACLE..


I MEAN ALL SHE WROTE ABOUT IN THIS BOOK WAS HOW STUPID AMERICAN YOUNG GENERATION IS.....